A joke :)

Ida {study} pravi:
a polish man comes into the office of a distinguished lawyer
Ida {study} pravi:
he says: i think my wife is trying to kill me
Ida {study} pravi:
(his wife is canadian)
Ida {study} pravi:
why do you think that?
Ida {study} pravi:
because i found something in the room and it says "polish remover" on it